When Apps Do Random Software Updates
I absolutely hate it when I pick my phone up after a long, hard day and I open Instagram and it’s an update that nobody asked for, waiting to ruin my night. I opened Instagram one day and the font was changed and I hated it. For the longest time, nobody else noticed it, but every time I opened the app, it bothered me.
Spotify also frequently changes things. They just recently changed the font and have previously changed the way the queue looks. It’s hideous. Also, why do I have the Android version of Block Blast now? Mind you, nobody asked for any of that. On top of how unnecessary the software updates are, they’re ugly. Who requested those changes? Then they’ll change the software design but not the actual fundamental issues of the app. So you basically decorated a garbage can and told your audience to be happy.
Spotify also frequently changes things. They just recently changed the font and have previously changed the way the queue looks. It’s hideous. Also, why do I have the Android version of Block Blast now? Mind you, nobody asked for any of that. On top of how unnecessary the software updates are, they’re ugly. Who requested those changes? Then they’ll change the software design but not the actual fundamental issues of the app. So you basically decorated a garbage can and told your audience to be happy.
Keyboards With Different Layouts
I’m typing this on the keyboard that’s attached to the computer in my living room, and the keyboard layout is so different from the Chromebook’s keyboard. It leads to so many more unnecessary errors while typing, and it makes me uncomfortable. Then, when I finally DO get adjusted to the keyboard, I have to go back to typing on my Chromebook. It’s an inconvenience and I understand that a desktop keyboard and laptop keyboard have to have a different amount of keys, but could you not just extend the keyboard so it’s on the same scale?
When Apps Cut My Music Off
My question is: who do you think you are? Why do you think your app is important enough to interrupt MY music?
I’m not afraid to delete it off my phone. I’ll be trying to play ScrabbleGo (don’t judge me) and mid-level my music will stop. Even after I turn it back on, it stops again. Long story short, I deleted the app.
Goods Sorting will cut off my music too sometimes, and if I wasn’t past level 1,000 (we listen and we don’t judge), I would delete it.
I’m not afraid to delete it off my phone. I’ll be trying to play ScrabbleGo (don’t judge me) and mid-level my music will stop. Even after I turn it back on, it stops again. Long story short, I deleted the app.
Goods Sorting will cut off my music too sometimes, and if I wasn’t past level 1,000 (we listen and we don’t judge), I would delete it.
People I Know Trying To Make A Time Paradox
My friend Bryanne called me crazy for this take, but every time somebody I know from one place meets a person from the other, I feel like we’re all disrupting a canon event. I think of my life in many different sections to the point where I feel like I’ve lived many different lives. I hate when the lives cross. Who authorized these random crossover episodes you guys keep having? I just found out today that someone from Brooks is friends with a girl I used to date in elementary school. My cousin is best friends with one of my friends from elementary school. My friend is best friends with my best friend’s best friend and they all met each other at one point. It’s crazy.
I always freak out and I hate that my lives are often being blended. It feels like time is gonna break and freeze just by everyone knowing each other. I understand that my friends have their own lives, but they’re my friends, and I feel like after school they should stop trying to meet new people. It feels like they’re going to break something.
I always freak out and I hate that my lives are often being blended. It feels like time is gonna break and freeze just by everyone knowing each other. I understand that my friends have their own lives, but they’re my friends, and I feel like after school they should stop trying to meet new people. It feels like they’re going to break something.
Socks
I hate socks. They constrict my toes and create unneeded sensations on my feet. Almost every time I try to sleep with socks on I wake up with them on the floor and in my bed because I take them off in my sleep. Obviously, I put on socks when I go outside but 9 times out of 10 I am barefoot in my home. I would rather get something in my foot and have to take it out than be constantly uncomfortable and unable to spread my toes.
My Feet Being Cold In Socks
This is arguably worse than having socks on to begin with. I have on socks to prevent my feet from being cold and my toes are STILL freezing. I might as well not have my socks on.
Being Hot
Being hot makes me want to rip my skin off. I’m being so serious. It’s insufferable. It makes me think I wouldn’t mind just being a skeleton. It makes me uncomfortable in my body and I hate it. I hate being too hot. Not to mention the sweat. I promise you somebody could blink in my direction too hard and I’m sweating.
Not Having The Words
I like to talk. All day. I’m a very opinionated young man. So, reasonably, someone who likes to spend his time writing, reading, talking, and listening to others talk would become frustrated by not knowing what to say. I know a lot of words and you’re telling me I can’t put together enough words to make a couple coherent sentences about how I’m feeling or what I’m thinking? Somebody’s lying. And it isn't me.
Fake Hugs
I love hugs but I don’t just hug anybody. For me to be comfortable to be full-on hugging you, more than a church hug, I have to be extremely comfortable with you. It feels very one-sided. Especially when hugging means so much to me. Most people I frequently hug, I would cut my chest open for and show them every artery and vessel in my heart if they asked. So if I feel that comfortable with you and you give me a fake hug I’m probably never hugging you again. Don’t even breathe my oxygen.
Being Talked Over
Every time I’m on FaceTime with any one of my group chats, I get talked over at least three times. Please be quiet so I can speak. I patiently waited for everybody else to talk, and you still want to talk. It’s my turn. Then I’m looked at crazy when I yell at them to shut up, so I can speak like I wasn't just talking.
