No one will love you if you’re unattractive
Cause the only thing a woman has is her beauty!
So try our new fad diet!
Till your hair falls out
And your period disappears
And your blood pressure drops
And your bones grow weak!
You’ll know you were successful when your organs start failing!
Or if you’re particularly lazy
You can visit our operating room!
We can suck out your waist
Perk up those tits
And Inject fat into your butt!
I know you’re DYING to look like an Instagram model.
You can’t forget about your face!
We can prevent you from aging before you even get the chance to!
Botox will ensure you never smile again!
To accompany the breathing problems from your rhinoplasty
Your lip filler will migrate too!
Don’t forget!
No returns on your new face!
But remember all you little girls watching
You must starve to be beautiful
But not till you’re too skinny!
You must grow a big butt to be beautiful
But that’s the only place that can have fat!
You must always look youthful and happy to be beautiful
But not happy enough to wrinkle!
While our ad may seem bad I can assure you,
You can sell even the most beautiful woman anything
as long as you make her feel ugly.
Cause the only thing a woman has is her beauty!
So try our new fad diet!
Till your hair falls out
And your period disappears
And your blood pressure drops
And your bones grow weak!
You’ll know you were successful when your organs start failing!
Or if you’re particularly lazy
You can visit our operating room!
We can suck out your waist
Perk up those tits
And Inject fat into your butt!
I know you’re DYING to look like an Instagram model.
You can’t forget about your face!
We can prevent you from aging before you even get the chance to!
Botox will ensure you never smile again!
To accompany the breathing problems from your rhinoplasty
Your lip filler will migrate too!
Don’t forget!
No returns on your new face!
But remember all you little girls watching
You must starve to be beautiful
But not till you’re too skinny!
You must grow a big butt to be beautiful
But that’s the only place that can have fat!
You must always look youthful and happy to be beautiful
But not happy enough to wrinkle!
While our ad may seem bad I can assure you,
You can sell even the most beautiful woman anything
as long as you make her feel ugly.
